Dan DiBiase wrote:
>
> Happy Friday, thought this was funny -
>
> HOW TO CHANGE YOUR OIL
>
> Oil Changing Instructions, Women:
>
> 1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage
> reaches 3000 since the last oil change.
> 2. Drink a cup of coffee.
> 3. 15 minutes later, write a check and leave
> with a properly maintained vehicle.
>
4. drive down road for approx 1/2 mile or until the engine
dies 'hard'. Call tow truck and bring to dealer where they
say "Hey, where is your oil pan bolt" or, "Hey, your filter
fell off". Or, "hey when is the last time you checked your
oil? you do not have any."
> Money Spent:
> $20.00 Oil Change
> $1.00 Coffee
> $3,000.00 new engine
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> Total: $3021.00
>
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