OK...screw offending anyone! :O)
I've gotten so many responses for the complete list that I couldn't possibly
answer each one...SOOOOOooooooo...Here it is.
Dan
> > > REJECTED DR. SEUSS BOOKS:
> > >
> > > 1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch
> > > 2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
> > > 3. Fox In Detox
> > > 4. Who Shat in the Hat?
> > > 5. Horton Hires a Ho
> > > 6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
> > > 7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
> > > 8. Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?
> > > 9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
> > > 10. The Cat in the Blender
> > > 11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!
> > > 12. Are You My Proctologist?
> > > 13. Yentl the Lentil
> > > 14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
> > > 15. Aunts in My Pants
> > >
> > > "Little Golden Books That Never Made It"
> > >
> > > 1. You Are Different and That's Bad
> > > 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
> > > 3. Dad's New Wife Robert
> > > 4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
> > > 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
> > > 6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
> > > 7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
> > > 8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
> > > 9. All Cats Go to Hell
> > > 10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
> > > 11. Some Kittens Can Fly
> > > 12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
> > > 13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
> > > 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
> > > 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
> > > 16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
> > > 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
> > > 18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
> > > 19. You Were an Accident
> > > 20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
> > > 21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
> > > 22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
> > > 23. Your Nightmares Are Real
> > > 24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
> > > 25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
> > > 26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
> > > 27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
> > > 28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
> > >
> > >
>
Dan Dwelley
77 Midget
Alexandria, Va.
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