I've always wanted to install some devices in my car to handle bad
drivers such as:
* A button that releases an oil slick behind me for people who like to
tail-gate. Some MG's do this automatically. :)
* A LED sign mounted at the top of my BGT's rear window. I could
pre-program some messages such as "Get off my bumper", "Turn your
highbeams off" and "Your wife is cheating on you"..
* A loudspeaker in front of the oil cooler that I can use to announce
thigs on such as "Move it, grandma" and "The light is green, that means
go".
Well, I won't be doing any of these (i might be doing the oil slick
unvoluntarily) but I feel better now..
Geoff
This one time, at band camp, Scotty wrote:
> 'Lurk mode off'
>
> Hi All,
> this is an article from our local newspaper, bad press for MG
> folk.
>
> ****************************************
> Road-rage driver wields hand gun.
>
> A man was threatened with a gun during a road rage incident yesterday.
> The man was driving his car on Target Hill Rd, Greenwith, about 9.30am when
> he was passed by a male driving an MG sports car. The driver of the MG
> braked heavily in front of the man.
> Police said that while stopped at traffic lights the victim left his car and
> approached the mans driver-side window to complain about his driving. The
> offender drew a hand gun and threatened the man who ran back to his vehicle.
> *****************************************
>
> Sad isn't it? Who needs this kind of publicity, published in the press?
>
> Not me!
>
>
> Scotty,
> Adelaide,Australia.
>
> 'Lurk mode back on'
>
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