Good Grief, George, what was in your orange juice this morning? <G>
Gonaj@aol.com wrote:
> Attention all disenfranchised liberals. Would Alex
> Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue, David Gephin, Barbara
> Streisand,Pierre Salinger, and all other liberals who previously announced
> they would leave the country if George Bush was elected President, please
> report to Florida for the sailing of the Good Ship Lollipop, which has been
> commissioned to take you to your new home.
>
> The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
> through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your
> cruise.
>
> Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years. Your captain is
> to be Bill Clinton and your cruise director will be Al Gore.
>
> Joe Lieberman will be your purser and Monica Lewinsky will be your
> recreation director and your spiritual advisor will be Rev. Jesse Jackson.
>
> Your primary job, while self-exiled, will be to pound sand until such
> time as you realize the worthlessness of your bleeding-heart-liberal ways
> and gain a grasp on reality -- which might be never for some of you.
>
> If you have any questions about your final destination, please direct
> your comments to Hillary. She's staying behind and will be in charge of
> nursing whining liberals for the next four years.
> Cheers,
>
> PS to the travelers -- if you invited her, maybe Jane Fonda would go
> along to provide some class. How can you go wrong with one of the 100
> finest
> women of the year as a traveling companion?
>
> "I may not have been the best president, but I sure had the most fun."
> ---Bill Clinton
>
> I'm sorry, I ever invented the Electoral College."
> --- Al Gore
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