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Subject: humour no lbc
From: "Fred Thomas" <vafred@erols.com>
Date: Tue, 7 Sep 1999 13:45:35 -0400
Howdy friends, Ready for Football?
What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?    A huddle.

Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?    The police.

Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?   It is a
parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will be 6-8 weeks
before he can videotape a teammate having sex.


I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin.  They got rid of the
refrigerator, so now they want a Coke machine.

The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take
out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass."

The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System"........................"Yes
your Honor, No your Honor."

The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.

The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a
new defensive coordinator:   Johnny Cochran

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring-training?
Studying the Miranda Rights.




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