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From: Thearthurhsmith@cs.com
Date: Thu, 9 Mar 2000 08:45:42 EST

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In a message dated 3/8/00 7:28:55 PM Eastern Standard Time, 
mcgrice@eisa.net.au writes:

> Isn't this ironic!
>  
>    At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science. A past
>   president, Dr. Don Harper Mills stounded his audience with the legal
>   complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story:
>  
>    On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and
>   concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. The decedent had
>   jumped from the top of a ten story building intending to commit suicide.
>  
>    He left a note to that effect indicating his despondency. As he fell past
>   the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing
>  through
>   a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the decedent
>   as aware that a safety net had been installed just below at the eighth
>  floor
>   level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have
>   been able to complete his suicide the way he planned.
>  
>    Ordinarily, Dr. Mills continued, "a person who sets out to commit suicide
>   and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he
>   intended" is still defined as committing suicide. Mr Opus was shot on the
>   way to certain death nine stories below street level, but that his suicide
>   attempt probably would not have been successful because of the safety net,
>   caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands.
>   An elderly man and his wife occupied the room on the ninth floor from
>  whence
>   the shotgun blast emanated. They were arguing vigorously, and he was
>   threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he
>   pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went
>   through the window striking Mr. Opus.
>   When one intends to kill subject A, but kills subject B in the attempt, 
one
>   is guilty of the murder of subject B.
>   When confronted with the murder charge, the old man and his wife were both
>   adamant. They both said they thought the shotgun was unloaded. The old man
>   said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the
>    unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her.
>   Therefore, the killing of Mr Opus appeared to be an accident, that is the
>   gun had been accidentally loaded. The continuing investigation turned up a
>   witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks
>   prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off
>  her
>   son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father
>  to
>   use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that 
his
>   father would shoot his mother.
>  
>    The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death 
of
>   Ronald Opus. Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed
>   that the son was in fact Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly 
despondent
>   over the failure of his attempt to engineer  his mother's murder.  This 
led
>   him to jump off the ten story building on March 23, only to be killed by a
>   shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. The son had actually
>   murdered himself so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.
>  
>    Very tidy of him.
>  


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Subject: Fw: Irony



 Isn't this ironic!

  At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science. A past
 president, Dr. Don Harper Mills stounded his audience with the legal
 complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story:

  On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and
 concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. The decedent had
 jumped from the top of a ten story building intending to commit suicide.

  He left a note to that effect indicating his despondency. As he fell past
 the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing
through
 a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the decedent
 as aware that a safety net had been installed just below at the eighth
floor
 level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have
 been able to complete his suicide the way he planned.

  Ordinarily, Dr. Mills continued, "a person who sets out to commit suicide
 and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he
 intended" is still defined as committing suicide. Mr Opus was shot on the
 way to certain death nine stories below street level, but that his suicide
 attempt probably would not have been successful because of the safety net,
 caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands.
 An elderly man and his wife occupied the room on the ninth floor from
whence
 the shotgun blast emanated. They were arguing vigorously, and he was
 threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he
 pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went
 through the window striking Mr. Opus.
 When one intends to kill subject A, but kills subject B in the attempt, one
 is guilty of the murder of subject B.
 When confronted with the murder charge, the old man and his wife were both
 adamant. They both said they thought the shotgun was unloaded. The old man
 said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the
  unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her.
 Therefore, the killing of Mr Opus appeared to be an accident, that is the
 gun had been accidentally loaded. The continuing investigation turned up a
 witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks
 prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off
her
 son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father
to
 use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his
 father would shoot his mother.

  The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of
 Ronald Opus. Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed
 that the son was in fact Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent
 over the failure of his attempt to engineer  his mother's murder.  This led
 him to jump off the ten story building on March 23, only to be killed by a
 shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. The son had actually
 murdered himself so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.

  Very tidy of him.



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