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Murphy's law replys

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Subject: Murphy's law replys
From: "Fred Thomas" <vafred@erols.com>
Date: Sat, 17 Mar 2001 12:37:31 -0500
Here are just a few of the replys to left over nuts & bolts

which end of the wrench is the nut on
thats why they call you a expert ==only one part left over
use coffee cans for all left over parts =size dictates experience
1lb of parts in 5 years ==great running car, very dependable
2lb of parts in 5 years==only 3 lost trips/shows
3lb of parts in 5 years ==many lost weekends
4lb of parts in 5 years ==many bad nights, your knowledge of LBC's is
improving
5lb of parts in 5 years == you are a fully qualified garu on repairs
6lb of parts in 5 years== you are a expert at repairs and your car is pure
junk
you can take apart 5 cars and put 6 back on the road
please don't move to my neighborhood
they have books for beginners on computers =dummies hand book

thats not a nut on the end of the wrench its a washer "FT" == no Fred you
were washing carpet last week. R.W.

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