Hey guys, they didnt put the British cars on here. Do they start regardless??
or maybe they never run enough to count. LOLOL
HOW COLD IS IT? (An descriptive thermometer)
60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their
wardrobe).
50 - Miami residents turn on the heat.
40 - You can see your breath, Californians shiver uncontrollably,
Minnesotans go swimming.
35 - Italian cars don't start.
32 - Water freezes.
30 - You plan your vacation to Australia, Minnesotans put on T-shirts,
Politicians begin to worry about the homeless, British cars don't
start.
25 - Boston water freezes, Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat
ice cream, Canadians go swimming.
20 - You can hear your breath, Politicians begin to talk about the
homeless, New York City water freezes, Miami residents plan vacation
further South.
15 - French cars don't start, You plan a vacation in Mexico, Cat
insists on sleeping in your bed with you.
10 - Too cold to ski, You need jumper cables to get the car going.
5 - You plan your vacation to Houston, American cars don't start.
0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts, Too cold to skate.
-10 German cars don't start, Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
-15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo, Arkansans
stick tongue on metal objects, Miami residents cease to exist.
-25 Too cold to think, You need jumper cables to get the driver
going.
-30 You plan a two-week hot bath, Swedish cars don't start.
-40 Californians disappear from the face of the earth, Minnesotans
button top button, Canadians put on sweaters, Your car helps you plan
your trip South.
-50 Congressional hot air freezes, Alaskans close the bathroom
window.
-80 Polar bears move South.
-90 Lawyers put their hands in their OWN pockets. >> >>
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