If she weighs the same as duck... She's made of wood... and therefore...
(carryin' two empty 'alves of coconuts and bangin' 'em together)
Dr. Doug wrote:
>Let's not forget that as an esteemed law
>enforcement professional, she works
>with a population where tattoos are as
>common as the skin on which they are
Hmm.... sounds like a bit of stereotyping to me, eh?
>I say, let's dunk her in the town pond to
>see if she floats!!!
Yikes! I can't swim! I guarantee I'll sink! Help! Help!
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