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FROG EYE JOKES

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Subject: FROG EYE JOKES
From: Larry Macy <macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu>
Date: Thu, 8 Jul 1999 11:22:34 -0400
Reply-to: Larry Macy <macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu>
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Sorry As a Square body Spridget owner I could't help myself

Larry

 
 FROG JOKES FROM MY COLLECTION:
 
 Q: Why are frogs so happy? 
 A: They eat whatever bugs them! 
  
 Q: What happens when two frogs collide? 
 A: They get tongue tied! 
 
 Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? 
 A: Unhoppy. 
  
 Q: What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub 
    scrubby-mit? 
 A: A rubbit! 
 
 Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? 
 A: He liked a good croak and dagger. 
 
 Q: What happened to the frog's car when his parking 
    meter expired? 
 A: It got toad!! 
  
 Q: What's green green green green green? 
 A: A frog rolling down a hill 
 
 Q: What is a frog's favorite game? 
 A: Croaket 
 
 Q: What did the frog order at McDonald's? 
 A: French flies and a diet Croak 
 
 Q: Why did the frog say meow? 
 A: He was learning a foreign language. 
 
 Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital? 
 A: He needed a "hopperation" ! 
 
 Q: What is the thirstiest frog in the world? 
 A: The one who drinks Canada Dry! 
 
 Q: How deep can a frog go? 
 A: Knee-deep Knee-deep! 
 
 Q: What do stylish frogs wear? 
 A: Jumpsuits! 
 
 Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? 
 A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke." 
 

Larry Macy
78 Midget

Keep your top down and your chin up

Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu
System Administrator/Manager
Neuropsychiatry Section
Department of Psychiatry
University of Pennsylvania
3400 Spruce St. - 1015 Gates
Philadelphia, PA 19104


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