does that mean the spridget has a square body or the owner has a square body?
At 10:41 AM 7/8/99 -0500, Dave Woerpel wrote:
>Larry, allow me a modification:
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>> "Sorry As a Square body Spridget owner I could't help myself"
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>1. SHOULD READ: Sorry as a Square body Spridget owner. ;-)
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>2. Add another to the list: What does a horny toad say? Need-it,
>Need-it
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>Funny stuff! I'll use that in my classroom (Biology).
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>Have fun!
>Dave
>59 :()
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>> FROG JOKES FROM MY COLLECTION:
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>> Q: Why are frogs so happy?
>> A: They eat whatever bugs them!
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>> Q: What happens when two frogs collide?
>> A: They get tongue tied!
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>> Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
>> A: Unhoppy.
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>> Q: What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub
>> scrubby-mit?
>> A: A rubbit!
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>> Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
>> A: He liked a good croak and dagger.
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>> Q: What happened to the frog's car when his parking
>> meter expired?
>> A: It got toad!!
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>> Q: What's green green green green green?
>> A: A frog rolling down a hill
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>> Q: What is a frog's favorite game?
>> A: Croaket
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>> Q: What did the frog order at McDonald's?
>> A: French flies and a diet Croak
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>> Q: Why did the frog say meow?
>> A: He was learning a foreign language.
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>> Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital?
>> A: He needed a "hopperation" !
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>> Q: What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
>> A: The one who drinks Canada Dry!
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>> Q: How deep can a frog go?
>> A: Knee-deep Knee-deep!
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>> Q: What do stylish frogs wear?
>> A: Jumpsuits!
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>> Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
>> A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
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>> Larry Macy
>> 78 Midget
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>> Keep your top down and your chin up
>>
>> Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
>> macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu
>> System Administrator/Manager
>> Neuropsychiatry Section
>> Department of Psychiatry
>> University of Pennsylvania
>> 3400 Spruce St. - 1015 Gates
>> Philadelphia, PA 19104
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