A bear walks into a bar and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his
paw and demands a beer.
The bar tender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in
bars in Billings Montana."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bar tender again tells him "WE don't serve beer to bears in bars in
Billings Montana".
The bear, very angry now, says "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going
to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender, once again says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in
bars in Billings Montana."
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman.
He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in
Montana that are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm not on drugs."
The bar tender says, "Yes you are, that was a..........
(look way down)
here it comes.......
"barbitchyouate."
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