>From the Team Thicko List:
> The National Transportation Board recently divulged
> they had covertly
> funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the
> past five years,
> whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes
> in four wheel drive
> pick-ups in an effort to determine the circumstances
> that occur during
> the last fifteen seconds before an accident.
> They were surprised to find in 49 of 50 states the
> last words of the
> drivers in 62.1 % of fatal crashes were, "Oh, shit!"
> Only the state of Texas was different, where 89.3%
> of the drivers final
> words were: "Hold mah beer and wartch this!"
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