With apologies to Dave:
10. Could have avoided quadruple bypass by undertaking exercise program
consisting
of pushing car to side of road whenever fuel pump quits.
9. Erecting top qualifies for credits toward advanced mechanical engineering
degree.
8. Bugeyes easily cured through laser surgery.
7. Ride height allows close-up view of SUVs shedding tire treads.
6. Always a chance you'll be mistaken for Harrison Ford.
5. Two words - "babe magnet".
4. Neither Al Gore nor George W drove one while in college.
3. Scuttle shake mixes perfect martinis.
2. "Cats" still running on Spridget list.
1. Triumph made better sportscars ...... for me to poop on!
(okay, it's a Conan reference, but who cares?
Rick
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