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>>>>On 9/20/00 6:59 PM so and so (Toby Atwater) said. (And I quote:)
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>|>it's pretty hard to swing the ass end out on a FWD car.
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>Obviously you haven't heard of the fast food parking lot shuffle.
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>Visit your local fast food chain and "borrow" 2 food trays. Jack up the rear
>of any (preferably short wheel base) FWD car and place the trays under the
>rear tires. Lower the car, apply the hand (emergency) brake. Drive off
>preferably on a wet parking lot.
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>McDonalds trays only last a few minutes, Taco Bell is a bit better, you
>usually get a half hour of fun before they slip out, or grind holes in the
>tray.
>
>Empty parking lot at night is preferred.
>
>Toby
Larry Macy
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Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
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System Manager/Administrator
Neuropsychiatry Section
Department of Psychiatry
University of Pennsylvania
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