> > > > Subject: lisping midget
> > >
> > > > >This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a
> > call from a friend, who
> > > tells
> > > > >him, I know this midget with a speech
> > impediment who wants to buy a
> > > horse
> > > > and I'm sending him over.
> > > > >
> > > > >The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he
> > wants a male or female
> > > horse.
> > > > >
> > > > >"A female horth", the midget replies. So the
> > owner shows him one.
> > > > >
> > > > >"Nith looking horth, can I see her mouth?" So
> > the owner picks up the
> > > midget and shows him the horse's mouth.
> > > > >
> > > > >"Nith mouth, Can I see her eyesth?" So the
> > owner picks up the midget
> > > and
> > > > >shows him the horse's eyes.
> > > > >
> > > > >"OK, what about the earsth?" Now the owner is
> > getting annoyed, but he
> > > picks up the midget one more time and shows him
> > the ears.
> > > > >
> > > > >"OK, finally, can I see her twat?" With that,
> > the owner picks up the
> > > midget and shoves his face in head up the horse's
> > twat, then pulls him
> > > out.
> > > > >
> > > > >Shaking his head, the midget says, "Perhapth I
> > should rephrase that.
> > > Can
> > > I see her run?"
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