<< A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a
short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life
would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the
honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card
said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the
kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom
blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the
card read: "Benson&Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's, and
she read from the Benson&Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size". She was again
slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a
week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole
month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the
words: "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar
magazine,flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the
ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, "
Mom fainted.
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/// (If they are dupes, this trailer may also catch them.)
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