Okay gang...how about a 76 Midget sitting on a used car dealer's lot? Of
course...*I* just had to stop and look at it. He wants $1950 for it and
will finance. (snicker-snicker) All it needs....well let's just say it's
got a NICE body and pretty good paint job. Remember, I'm not much of a
mechanic...but even I know Midget motors don't go whomp-whomp. The
hydraulics are shot to heck and so is the transmission...but hey, other
than that....did I mention he would finance with no money down. Can anyone
guess why there's no money down??? 'Cause unless someone who knows
something about little Brits he's going to know EXACTLY where to go to repo
this one.
Now...the sucker in me knows it's a POS but the Midget lover in me hates to
see some kid get it and total it. I'm the same with stray dogs. I save them
from the pound and I've been known to get misty eyed in a British car
salvage yard.
No...I'm not going to buy it. One crazy little Midget is enough for me,
thank you very much. OH...you should have seen his eyes dance when he saw
me pull up in a Midget. I swear if you looked close enough in his eyes you
would have seen SUCKER in them. LOL!
Just had to share...man, I love you guys for our shared love of those crazy
little British cars...my family would just roll their eyes at me...but I'll
bet you guys are nodding right now in complete understanding. Hey...you
aren't getting misty eyed are you?
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