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Wedding Plans (No LBC)

To: "Spridgets" <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Subject: Wedding Plans (No LBC)
Date: Fri, 20 Sep 2002 21:33:53 -0400
  WEDDING PLANS Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their
    decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and
    on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He
    addresses the man behind the counter:

    "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

    Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

    Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds."

    Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely."

    Jacob: "How about Viagra?" Pharmacist: "Of course."

    Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"

    Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

    Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?" Pharmacist:
"Absolutely."

    Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our weddi! ng gifts."

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