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To: "Paul Fitzsimmons" <fitzsmns@mwci.net>
Subject: Fw: (no subject)
From: "dannyneu" <dannyneu@mwci.net>
Date: Sat, 2 Oct 1999 09:22:08 -0500

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> From: Ruth3655@aol.com
> To: dannyneu@mwci.net
> Subject: (no subject)
> Date: Saturday, October 02, 1999 8:52 AM
> 
> -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
> > > SPITTING IN SHOES AND PISSING IN COKES
> > >
> > > Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle.  One sat in the
window
> > > seat, the other sat in the middle seat.  Just before takeoff, a
> > > physician
> > > got on and took the aisle seat next to the two attorneys.  The
> > > physician
> > > kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in  when the
> > > attorney
> > > in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get  a coke,"  
"No
> > > problem," said the physician, "I'll get it for you."
> > >   While he was gone, one of the attorneys picked up the physician's
> > > shoe
> > > and spat in it.  When he returned with the coke, the other attorney
> > > said,
> > > "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."  Again, the physician
> > > obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other
> > > attorney
> > > picked up the other shoe and spat in it.  The Physician returned and
> > > they
> > > all sat back and enjoyed the flight.  As the plane was landing, the
> > > Physician slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what
> > > had
> > > happened.  "How long must this go on?" he asked.  "This fighting
> > > between
> > > our professions?"  "This hatred?"  "This animosity?"  "This spitting
> > > in shoes
> > > and pissing in cokes?"
> > > -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

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