Irv Korey wrote:
> A man gets on a plane and takes his seat, only to realise that the
> occupant of the seat next to him is a parrot. The plane takes off and
> after some minutes a stewardess approaches.
> "Can I get you anything, sir?" she asks the man".
> Yes, I'll have a coffee, please, when you have a minute. Thank you".
> "And for you, sir?" she asks the parrot.
> "A double whisky and coke, bitch, and make it quick, I'm thirsty!"
> demands the parrot.
> The parrrot turns to the man and says, "You're a bit of a lippy bastard
> for someone
> who can't fly, aren't you!"
Hey Greg, this isn't the type of bird you were indicating that I should
get is it?
E.
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