It turns out, of course, that the percentage of blondes who qualify a
members of Mensa equals the percentage of blondes in the population as a
whole. To date, there seems to be no data on how many vintage racers
qualify as members of Mensa.
The Beach Bunny (don't blame this one on Mike)
Linda-Jeanne wrote:
> A blonde is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas so
> she stops at the gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices
> that she locked the keys in the car. So, when she goes inside to pay,
> she asks the attendant for a hanger so she can attempt to open the door
> herself. She goes outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes
> later, the attendant goes outside to see how the blond is faring.
> The blonde outside of the car is moving the hanger around and around,
> while the blonde inside of the car is saying, "A little more to the
> left... a little more to the right!!"
>
> Compliments of the keeper of the blonde jokes in thanks for the one I
> forwarded him from the list this week. :-)
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