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Re: kryptonite

To: KansaR@diebold.com, team-thicko@autox.team.net, spridgets@autox.team.net
Subject: Re: kryptonite
From: TMHEFFRON@aol.com
Date: Wed, 26 Dec 2001 15:59:28 EST
In a message dated 12/26/01 1:37:56 PM Central Standard Time, 
KansaR@diebold.com writes:

<< anyone have thoughts/recomendations/experiences with mini vans? 
 i cant afford a land rover, i cant afford the gas to put in a full size van 
(gotta use this every day as a commuter too) something that dosnt say" middle 
aged rogaine and viagra geek inside".  >>

I'd recommend a Chrysler mini-van with as much faux-wood trim as can be 
ordered.  Get the biggest dashboard compass, curb feelers, multiple antenna 
package, Ham Radio license plates, outside chrome air-horns, and I Brake for 
Garage Sales stickers.  These are all available from the JC Witney catalogue. 
 Be sure to order the Towing Package (this consists of a floor jack and Doans 
Pills) to ease the replacement of the transmission every 20,000 miles (this 
will keep you fit), and all of your 'friends' (you know, the guys who drink 
all your beer) will get hours of wholesome enjoyment from your new vehicle.  
Happy New Year!!!!

TuTone

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