In a message dated 12/26/2001 4:06:11 PM Eastern Standard Time,
TMHEFFRON@aol.com writes:
> I'd recommend a Chrysler mini-van with as much faux-wood trim as can be
> ordered. Get the biggest dashboard compass, curb feelers, multiple antenna
> package, Ham Radio license plates, outside chrome air-horns, and I Brake
> for
> Garage Sales stickers. These are all available from the JC Witney
> catalogue.
> Be sure to order the Towing Package (this consists of a floor jack and
> Doans
> Pills) to ease the replacement of the transmission every 20,000 miles (this
> will keep you fit), and all of your 'friends' (you know, the guys who drink
> all your beer) will get hours of wholesome enjoyment from your new vehicle.
>
> Happy New Year!!!!
>
> TuTone
>
>
...so, you've noticed my tow vehicle at the track!
--JohnD
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