In a message dated 12/13/02 8:30:57 AM Central Standard Time,
wsthompson@thicko.com writes:
<< I've seen what ferrets, raccoons, and pissed off cats can do but guinea
pigs
are docile little guys. So the real question is what did you do to piss him
off? try and take pellets away from him or what? There has got to be more to
this story.
Slowhand >>
Dateline Wisconsin:
Reports indicate "the little beloved pet hamster, nicknamed 'Ferry', became
excessively agitated when Mr. Gurolnik substituted a very dry martini for the
scruffy rodents water bottle, played Ravels Bolero at high volume on the
hi-fi, and clad only in a nomex balaclava attempted to dance the 3 minute and
21 second tango with said hamster..."
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