So Stu's fuel pump jammed up & left him stranded in front of the
only stoplight in Wrentham, Massachusetts. When he dismanteled it,
he found it was jammed with the neck of a rotted gooey duck, the
remnants of a shellfish found only in the Pacific northwest. The
gasoline powering his obsolete automobile was refined in Oregon,and
had been processed in a plant where a fire had been extinguished
with seawater scooped from the Pacific Ocean. Characteristically,
Brennan praised superior Lucas engineering for the novel shut- off
feature that saved his 30-year old bone-stock engine, and retired
to finish polishing his bullet connectors.
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