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Subject: stress ( No TAC content )
From: Rick Fedorchak <richard.fedorchak@gsfc.nasa.gov>
Date: Thu, 20 Mar 1997 12:07:19 -0500 (EST)
>                      30 Ways to Cope With Stress.
>
>                       
>Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many
>you can do 
>at a time.
>
>Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
>
>Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
>
>When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans
>..
>Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
>
>Dance naked in front of your pets.
>
>Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if
>nothing is wrong.
>
>Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
>
>Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
>
>Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
>
>Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
>
>Go shopping.  Buy everything.  Sweat in it.  Return it the next day.
>
>Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss' wife.
>
>Pay your electric bill in pennies.
>
>Drive to work in reverse.
>
>Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
>
>Tell your boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him figure it out.
>
>Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
>
>Polish your car with earwax.
>
>Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
>
>Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
>
>Braid the hairs in each nostril.
>
>Write a short story using alphabet soup.
>
>Stare at people through tine tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
>
>Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.
>
>Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.
>
>Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room.
>
>Fill out every credit card application and magazine subscription you get
>and have them bill you 
>later.
>
>Buy a box of condoms. Ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are, and ask
>for help.
>
>Do your assignments in binary code.
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