Enough of the TAC-warfare. How about a little humor?
<< Here's the funny thing comparing Prison to Work...
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> >> In prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
> >> At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
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> >> In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only
> >> get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.
> >>
> >> In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
> >> At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
> >> deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
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> >> In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get
> >> rewarded for good behavior with more work.
> >>
> >> At work you must carry a security card and unlock and open all the
> >> doors yourself. In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors
> >> for you.
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> >> In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired
> >> for watching TV and playing games.
> >>
> >> In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
> >> At work you're just ball-and-chained.
> >>
> >> In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share.
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> >> In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
> >> At work you can't even speak to your family and friends.
> >>
> >> In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the
> >> inside wanting to get out. At work you spend most of your time
> >> wanting to get out and go to bars.
> >>
> >> In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any
> >> time. At work there are some programs you can never get out of.
> >>
> >> In prison there are sadistic wardens. At work, we have
managers.
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