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Product Announcement 4/1/97

To: tigers@Autox.Team.Net
Subject: Product Announcement 4/1/97
From: STUART_BRENNAN@HP-Andover-om3.om.hp.com
Date: Mon, 31 Mar 97 10:40:18 -0700
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     PRODUCT INTRODUCTION:  FOR RELEASE ON 4/1/97:
     
     Want your Tiger inspected by TAC,  but can't get to the West Coast?  
     Or to a United?
     
     Then you need TurboTAC, the home Tiger certification software!  
     Authenticate your Tiger in the privacy of your own garage!  A detailed 
     inspection procedure and hundreds of reference images are all 
     contained in this handsomely boxed, two CD ROM set!  It's easy!  It's 
     fast!  It's fun!  Host a TAC party for your friends!  Inspect up to 
     five cars at the same time!
     
     Your VIN and JAL numbers are compared to the complete Tiger production 
     data base, and a set of about 240 multiple choice questions is custom 
     matched to your vehicle.  Detailed diagrams specify the location of 
     each feature being examined.  You simply select which of four images 
     best depicts that feature in your car.  Multiple, resizable views of 
     each Tiger and "Alger" feature are provided.  You can zoom in and 
     check the details!  Your digitized images can be submitted to our 
     panel of inspectors to resolve any doubts.  Sorry, the correct answers 
     are NOT provided.
     
     When you are finished with the questions, the program automatically 
     E-Mails your serial numbers, answers, and images, to our certification 
     committee,and within a few days, your TAC sticker will arrive in the 
     mail!  It couldn't be easier!
     
     Is this entire package worth $100?  $150?  YES!!!  But if you order 
     today, you can install TurboTAC in your PC for the amazing low price 
     of $70.83!!!  TurboTAC pays for itself in no time at all!!
     
     But that's not all!  We're adding the informative booklet entitled 
     "Tiger Air Cleaner Wing Nut Secrets".  The mystery TAC inspector, 
     known only as "Deep Rootes", has revealed some of TAC's most closely 
     guarded secrets, at great personal risk!  The 18 specific features of 
     Tiger wing nuts are revealed in 23 detailed close up photos, and 16 
     pages of text.  A "Must Have" document for your next regional 
     gathering!  What's the price now?  STILL $70.83!!!!!
     
     But wait, there's even more!  The first 25 people who order will also 
     receive a copy of  "The Making of SUNI 2: THE MOVIE",  a genuine TE/AE 
     1984 Niagara Falls United belt buckle,  and, yes, a can of Tri-Flow!   
       
     
     Don't delay!  Order TurboTAC today!  
     

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