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Top 10 reasons Racing is better than Sex

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Subject: Top 10 reasons Racing is better than Sex
From: "Jorquera, Mario" <Mario.Jorquera@fhwa.dot.gov>
Date: 08 Apr 1997 08:24:41 -0400
C'mon guys, we're getting awfully heavy discussing
such items as whether the McLaren M1 is a proper LBC
since it has that Kraut BMW engine in it!!!  I offer this to
lighten things up:

Fwd: Top 10 reasons Racing is better than Sex

>1.  It's socially acceptable to do it while others watch.
> 2.  Bigger cars don't always get the most attention.
>3. The phone won't ring in the middle of your race.
> 4. You get to use your rubber more than once.
> 5.  You don't have to sit through dinner and a movie
before you race.
>6.  You and the car always finish at the same time.
>7. You always know where to put your hands.
>8. You can drive hard, right from the start.
>9.  The quicker you finish, the better you are.
>10.  You can do it more than once in one afternoon.

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