Bob Kramer wrote:
>
> > Bonjour à tous,
> > Je suis Français. J'aime beaucoup les Triumph.
> Malheureusement,
> je
> > ne parle pas suffisemment bien anglais pour comprendre tous les
> échanges
> de
> > la List, surtout pour des sujets techniques. Je suppose que certains
> > comprennent également mieux le Français : Suisse, Belge, Canada...
> > Manifestez-vous nombreux, nous pourrions peut-être communiquer plus
> > facilement.
> > A bientôt !
>
> I turned this over to the Hill Country Triumph Club Espionage
> Department
> for translation: After exhaustive efforts, this is what they found:
>
> "Bon Jovi on tour!
> My name is Frank. Wow. Jamie (Palmer) has beaucoup Triumphs. Much to
> my
> amusement, suffice it to say, you people comprendo the English. I would
>
> like to exchange lists (if you know what I mean!). How about I show you
> my SU
> jet technique. I suppose that certain of the egalitarian Triumph
> components think
> the French have very few (TR's). Swiss, Belgium and Canadian.......
> Magnifique,
> the numbers! Never pour on poor communication with fake lament.
> A good toot! "
>
> They found a "Secret Message" hidden inside this ridiculous discourse.
> The dreaded
> "Double Disguise" was used so that only authorized agents would be able
> to read this.
> Destroy your computer after reading this message.
>
> "Unfortunately, I do not speak sufficient English to exchange with the
> list.
> Recently I was offered a cup of coffee while waiting for a plane in
> France.
> The next thing I know I'm in a bath tub filled with ice and a note
> pinned to
> my chest saying "CALL 911 OR YOU WILL DIE". When the EMT's arrived
> they discover my LIVER has been removed.
> YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!! THIS IS NOT A HOAX!!!!!!!!!"
>
> Bob Kramer, Austin TX
> Hill Country Triumph Club
> TR6x3, TR250 x3, TR3A vintage race
> rgk@flash.net
Bob,
That's what I thought it said.....
Actually, I think you are still suffering from the lingering effects of
the sound ass-kickin the Raiders gave the Longhorns a couple of weeks
ago.
Most entertaining, however.
Joe Curry (Texas Tech class of 74
)
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