In a message dated 97-11-25 08:29:50 EST, you write:
<< A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he
could buy him a drink.
"Why of course", comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland", replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's
have another round to Ireland."
"Of Course", replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin", comes the reply.
"I can't believe it", says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's
have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course", replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you
go to?"
"Saint Mary's", replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's
and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?", he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk
again."
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To yer health!
Tom O'Malley
'74, '77 Spits!
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Hey , be nice! .....the Irish don't drink more than any other people
...."They just get more smiles per gallon".
Jim Mulligan .........(not offended)
1959 bugeye
1962 AH 3000
1963 TR4
1967 El Camino
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