On Mon, 27 Jul 1998, jonmac wrote:
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> Heaven knows, we love our Triumphs, but is it STILL going on in Wisconsin?
I believe most have returned to their homes... Of those that
don't they probably have fallen afoul of the Wisconsin visitors
requirement and are still there until these requirement are
fulfilled...
...And what are these requirements???
1. All visitors are required by law to purchase 5 pounds
or eat one pound of cheese
2. Serve up one pint of blood to the Wisconsin mosquito (from whome
Canadian mosquitos get their training)
3. Eat a dozen bratwurst
4. Consume at least a quarter keg of what Milwaukee made famous
Honest... You get a card when you enter the state. The card gets
punched each time you fulfill a requirement. They won't let you
out of the state until all the proper holes are punched
If I'm lying may lightning (BOOM-SIZZLE).................
gpetrola@prairienet.org 1962 TR4 (CT4852L)
"That's not a leak... My car is just marking its territory!"
Greg Petrolati, Champaign, Illinois
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