> It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked
> trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy's
> horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming
> itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his
> six-gun to shoot the snake.
>
> "Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot. I'm an enchanted
> rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give you any three wishes
> you want."
>
> The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he was safely out of the
> snake's striking range. He said, "OK, first, I'd like to have a face
> like Clark Gable, then, I'd like a build like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and
> finally, I'd like sexual equipment like this here horse I'm riding."
>
> The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to the bunk house
> you'll have all three wishes."
>
> The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full speed all the
> way to the bunk house. He dismounted on the run and went straight inside
> to the mirror. Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of Clark
> Gable. He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed bulging, rippling
> muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger's. Really excited now, he tore
> down his jeans, looked at his crotch and shouted.. "My God, I was
> riding the mare!"
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