>From todays Metro newspaper, London, England.
A confused donkey got over-friendly with a spectator at an agricultural show.
The jack donkey rushed towards a large man displaying a 'builders crack'
(butt cleavage), from his trousers as he leant over railings.
Towing his woman owner behind him, the donkey mounted the terrified man at
the Great Yorkshire Show. A witness said: "he man was pinned by the donkeys
forelegs and it started to bite his neck. His mates were in heaps of
laughter". The donkeys owner lashed out with a long cart whip crying "Git
orf, Piglet". Earlier, the victim called a judge, who asked him to move off
the railings, "A toffee-nosed twit in a bowler hat".
What goes around!
Léon
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