Everyone,
I'm not a big fan of jokes on the list, abeit some of them are pretty
good. I thought the following fell in this catagory. I'm not one for
sexist jokes but thought this one was actually funny. Hope you all do
to.
Gary
Digest
'75 TR6
A young blonde female stockbroker was bored with driving her BMW. It
lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office
had
one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps an MG
convertible. That week she visited her local car dealer and spied
a beautiful Triumph TR6 convertible. It was wonderfully restored and
she fell in love with it's gorgeous red paint work. An empty check stub
later and off she was tearing down the leafy country lanes enjoying
her beautiful new car. Her long blonde hair was flowing in the wind,
music blaring from the radio, what could possibly go wrong? With that
thought, there was a splutter from the engine and the car slowly coasted
to a stop.
She got out, lifted the bonnet, and concluded after a few
minutes that she did not have a bloody clue what was wrong. Luckily,
she had her mobile phone with her and a quick phone call to the Auto
Club and a
short wait saw a bright shiny yellow van pull up behind her.
"That's a lovely car," said the mechanic. "What seems to be the matter?
"Well, it just conked out I'm afraid."
"Let me have look." He set to work and ten minutes later the engine
was purring like a cat again.
"Thank goodness," she said. "What was the matter?"
"Simple really, just crap in the carburetor," he replied.
Looking shocked she asked,
"Oh, OK. How many times a week do I have to do that?"
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