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Another joke : Impressions

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Subject: Another joke : Impressions
From: Chris De Wet <DeWetC1@sapo.co.za>
Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2002 09:50:35 +0200
Cc: "'Spitfires@autox.team.net'" <Spitfires@autox.team.net>
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN 

Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, 
love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, 
hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen
to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, hold her, go to the ends of
the Earth for her. 

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN 

Show up naked. Bring food and booze. Buy Triumph parts !

What can I say .... My mail system seems to be working again !
Kind regards .
Chris de Wet .
PO Box 472 , Ifafi , 0260 , South Africa .
Cell 0839989744 , Office 012-3398071 , Home 012-2591129 .
 
'56 TR 3 ( TS 10795 ) & '64 Spitfire 4 Mk 1 ( FC 25680 ) .
1933 Triumph Sport Special ( very , very long term project )
And various other Triumphs .
 
Triumph Sports Car Club of South Africa membership number : 2117
Triumph Sports Car Club of Pretoria membership number : 356 .
 
" Triumphs are meant to be driven ..... Keep them on the road ! "



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