A recent offer has been made for a free used, medium size drivers suit.
DO NOT REPLY !!!!!!!!!
My mailman's nextdoor neighbor had a second cousin who knew somebody that
received a drivers suit this way and the following is what happened:
The suit came in the mail, he put it on and feeling quit dapper he decided
to go out on the town. He was having a good time, had a few drinks and this
guy (Southern accent) offers him a British Double Malt Ale. He gladly
accepts and the next thing he knows he's in a bath tub filled with ice and a
note pinned to his chest saying "CALL 911 OR YOU WILL DIE".
When the EMT's arrived they discover his LIVER has been removed. The
police suspect the suit donor as in need of a new liver every 6 to 8 months
as this is how often this offer springs up. They futher suspect the culprit
to be hiding out somewhere in the Carolinas.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!! THIS IS NOT A HOAX!!!!!!!!!
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