Jody, you are one sick puppy! ;-)
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> From: Jody007@aol.com
> To: vintage-race@Autox.Team.Net
> Cc: pmeis@bgsm.edu
> Subject: BEWARE OF FREE DRIVING SUITS
> Date: Monday, November 10, 1997 1:20 PM
>
> A recent offer has been made for a free used, medium size drivers
suit.
> DO NOT REPLY !!!!!!!!!
> My mailman's nextdoor neighbor had a second cousin who knew
somebody that
> received a drivers suit this way and the following is what happened:
> The suit came in the mail, he put it on and feeling quit dapper he
decided
> to go out on the town. He was having a good time, had a few drinks
and this
> guy (Southern accent) offers him a British Double Malt Ale. He
gladly
> accepts and the next thing he knows he's in a bath tub filled with
ice and a
> note pinned to his chest saying "CALL 911 OR YOU WILL DIE".
> When the EMT's arrived they discover his LIVER has been removed.
The
> police suspect the suit donor as in need of a new liver every 6 to 8
months
> as this is how often this offer springs up. They futher suspect the
culprit
> to be hiding out somewhere in the Carolinas.
> YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!! THIS IS NOT A HOAX!!!!!!!!!
>
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