[JAGNUTS] New Theory

[Bob England]

A new theory from Rob on the Jaglovers XK list :

In a message dated 10/26/2007 10:25:06 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time,  
xk120us4 at sbcglobal.net writes:

Jaguars do not leak. The Jaguar engine is actually an oil
magnet. The  oil in the primordial soup deep within the earth
coalesces into a pool at  ground level below a Jag engine,
with each tiny molecule straining to defy  gravity and leap
up to the oil pan, where they know their brothers are  living
in eternal bliss. Some of them are able to make the leap,
and they  then form gangs on the suspension cross member,
plotting how they can get  past the pan gasket guards. Two of
their revered heroes are those intrepid  Irishmen the O'Line
brothers, Hav and Valv, who led an assault on an  E-Type,
only to be repulsed by a cowboy named Perma Tex.
I kid you  not.