[JAGNUTS] New Theory

[Alistair Whittington]

i need a jag transmission for the b'
cheers, Alistair

> From: rje at rmdg.ca> To: jagnuts at autox.team.net> Date: Fri, 26 Oct 2007
20:39:49 -0600> Subject: [JAGNUTS] New Theory> > A new theory from Rob on the
Jaglovers XK list :> > In a message dated 10/26/2007 10:25:06 A.M. Eastern
Daylight Time, > xk120us4 at sbcglobal.net writes:> > Jaguars do not leak. The
Jaguar engine is actually an oil> magnet. The oil in the primordial soup deep
within the earth> coalesces into a pool at ground level below a Jag engine,>
with each tiny molecule straining to defy gravity and leap> up to the oil pan,
where they know their brothers are living> in eternal bliss. Some of them are
able to make the leap,> and they then form gangs on the suspension cross
member,> plotting how they can get past the pan gasket guards. Two of> their
revered heroes are those intrepid Irishmen the O'Line> brothers, Hav and Valv,
who led an assault on an E-Type,> only to be repulsed by a cowboy named Perma
Tex.> I kid you not.> _______________________________________________> JAGNUTS
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