Thu, 2 Dec 2004 05:02:01 -0800 (PST)

A fine toast  to keep in mind for special occasions!

John  O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of  me life, between the legs of me lovely wife!"

That won him  the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He  went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was  your toast?" John said,
"Here's to spending the rest of me life,  sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice  indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of  John's drinking buddies on the Street
corner. The man chuckled  leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other 
night at the pub  with a toast about you, Mary.

She said, "Aye, he told me, and  I was a bit surprised meself. You know, 
he's only been there twice  in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and
the other time I  had to pull him by the ears to make him  come!"