nbr-duh

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While looking at a house, my brother asked  the real estate agent which 
direction  was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun 
waking him up every morning.  
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"  
When another person jumped in and explained  that the sun rises in the 
east(and  has for some time), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep  
up with that stuff."  
And then she voted. 
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I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center. One day  I 
got a call from an InDUHvidual who  asked what hours the call center was 
open. 
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days  a 
week. 
" He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" 
Wanting to end the call quickly, I  said, "Pacific.."  
And then he voted. 
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So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria when  we 
overheard one of the  administrative assistants talking about the 
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a  
convertible, 
but "didn't think she'd  get sunburned because the car was moving."  
And then she voted. 
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I was in a high school advanced physics class and the teacher was  
talking about a new military weapon that  uses sonic waves on the battlefield 
to 
burst enemy soldier's chests. 
One InDUHvidual in the class spoke up and said, 
"Well that's stupid! Why don't they just wear  headphones?"  
And a few years later, he voted.  
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's  designed to cut 
through a seatbelt if  she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.  
And then she voted. 
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases  were 
discounted 10%.  Since it  was a big party, we bought two cases.  The 
cashier multiplied two times 10% and gave us a 20%  discount.  
And then they all voted. 
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I was hanging out with a real liberal friend of mine when we saw a  
woman walk by us with a nose ring attached  to an earring by a chain.  My 
friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her  head?"  
I had to explain to her  that a person's nose and ear remain the same 
distance 
apart no matter which way the head is turned.  
And then she voted. 
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area.  So I went  to 
the lost luggage office and told  the woman there that my bags never showed 
up. 
She smiled and told me not  to worry because they were trained 
professionals and I was in good hands.  
"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived  yet?"  
And then she voted.