MIG

[Jim Gammon]

Harley Riders have all the fun

A HD rider stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed.
They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and 
would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket 
and an anvil he needed.
He then stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a 
couple of chickens and a goose.
However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to 
carry all of his purchases home.
While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady 
who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird 
Lane.
I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot." 
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, 
carry
the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the 
goose in your other hand?"
"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl 
home.
On the way he says "If we take my short cut and go down this alley.
We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a 
lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in 
the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish
me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, 
two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up 
against the wall and do that?"
The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put 
the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."

JimG


		
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