[Shotimes] OT SOTU drinking game

[Michael S Wojton]

The Official State of the Union Address Drinking Game:

Drink once whenever:

1. Bush mispronounces a word.
2. A nominee for Democratic Presidential Candidate appears on camera.
3. Bush threatens Iraq.
4. A new country is added to the "Axis of Evil" (one drink per country).
5. The words "faith based initiative" are used.
6. Bush refers to Islam as "a religion of peace."
7. Senator Hilary Clinton (D-NY) fakes a smile or arbitrarily applauds.
8. Bush claims that our economy is recovering.
9. Saddam Hussein is declared a threat to all "freedom loving peoples"
10. The word "bipartisan" is used.
11. A tax cut in excess of 200 billion dollars is proposed.
12. The restructuring of Medicare is referred to as "best left to private
    insurance companies."

Drink twice whenever:

1. The "Bush twins" are shown.
2. The words "nuclear," "chemical" and "biological" are used in one
   sentence.
3. "Nuclear" is mispronounced "nookular."
4. The audience applauds for more than twenty seconds.


Mike Wojton
Toledo, Ohio

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