[Shotimes] OT SOTU drinking

[Ron Nottingham]

Matter of fact, I did not flunk English :-)  Hey, let's see how great your
English is after you have been up almost 36 hours!!!  :-)

Ron N. - Dalton, GA
90 SHO
"It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile"

----- Original Message -----
From: "Steve Tatro" <stevetatro_shotimes@att.net>
To: "'Ron Nottingham'" <nottingham@alltel.net>; <shotimes@autox.team.net>
Sent: Friday, January 31, 2003 8:34 AM
Subject: RE: [Shotimes] OT SOTU drinking


> Ron wrote: "...but they seen the 1st quarter..."
>
> Must've flunked your English class, too ;^)
>
> Steve Tatro
> Red/Black '93 with 165k miles
> Cincinnati, Ohio
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: shotimes-admin@autox.team.net
> [mailto:shotimes-admin@autox.team.net] On Behalf Of Ron Nottingham
> Sent: Friday, January 31, 2003 8:16 AM
> To: shotimes@autox.team.net
> Subject: Re: [Shotimes] OT SOTU drinking
>
>
> Hey, us hillbillies and rednecks still say warsh!  I'm from Detroit, so
> I'm really not a redneck or hillbilly, but I play one on the Internet
> :-)
>
> I had an 8th grade history teacher (the old bat), she always pronounced
> "pizza" (peatsa) as "pisa" (as in the Leaning Tower of), and would
> always "correct" everyone when they pronounced it correctly.  I flipped
> through my dictionary (grand ol' Webster), and found "pizza", and showed
> her the correct pronounciation, which she immediately declared as being
> wrong.  I must have really p!$$ed her off, because she flunked me all 3
> quarters (why did they call them quarters, when there were only 3
> sessions of 12 weeks each?).  Pissed my parents off too, but they seen
> the 1st quarter that she was being unfair to me (marking an entire
> answer wrong because she didn't like the way I wrote my cursive "F", LOL
> she didn't like my "F" so she gave me an "F" :-), when I showed them my
> tests, and looked the answers up in either my history book, or the
> encyclopedia.  My Dad told me that as long as she was going to flunk me
> anyway, might as well make her life hell :-)  I love my dear ol' Dad :-)
>
> Ron N. - Dalton, GA
> 90 SHO
> "It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile"
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Kerry Kinion" <kerry@kinionfurniture.com>
> To: <shotimes@autox.team.net>
> Sent: Friday, January 31, 2003 1:24 AM
> Subject: RE: [Shotimes] OT SOTU drinking
>
>
> > I know this is pretty lame but I will never forget my 7th grade
> > science teacher - he was an old fart and boring as hell.  One time as
> > we were discussing the solar system, I couldn't resist asking him
> > "Have you ever seen Uranus?".  He was so old and tired he didn't even
> > bother to kick me out of class, he just said "O.K., pipe down now".
> >
> > Many people in my family (the older ones)say "Warshington" and
> > "warsh". Where in the hell did the "r" come from?  My mother used to
> > correct my grammar all the time - but even she says this.  I get a
> > great kick out of saying to her "excuse me"!
> >
> > Kerry - nothing better to do right now - still can't afford to fix the
>
> > Frickin' SHO!
> >
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Ron Fleshman [mailto:insman@direcway.com]
> > Sent: Thursday, January 30, 2003 7:59 PM
> > To: 'Ian Fisher'; 'Christian Andretta'; shotimes@autox.team.net
> > Subject: RE: [Shotimes] OT SOTU drinking
> >
> > My favorite was from the principal at the school where I used to work.
>
> > One of our students got in trouble.  The principal announced that the
> > student was going to "flea bargain" his way out of the charges...
> >
> > The man had a college education, for crying out loud...
> >
> >
> > Ron
> > 92 White
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