HEY YOU.......was: Re: [Shotimes] get me off of your forumplease

[don d]

u go george !

:)

dond

---------- Original Message ----------------------------------
From: "George Fourchy" <krazgeo@comcast.net>
Date:  Thu, 22 Apr 2004 01:25:22 -0700

>On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 00:43:18 -0400, Jason Hartberger wrote:
>
>>the car is just a taurus, and a taurus is a ford, and as such, is a SHIT BOX. 
>
>OK....I was laughing at all of this banter until THIS remark came along.
>
>HEY BUDDY.....COME OUT HERE AND LOOK AT MY CAR AND TELL ME IT IS A SHIT BOX.  AND
>TELL ME TO MY FACE......I DARE YOU.......
>
>THIS "just a taurus" HAS 265,000 MILES ON IT.....FAST, FURIOUS, CONTINUOUS MILES. 
>IT'S BEEN TOTALED BY REAR END HITS TWO TIMES.....THE MOST RECENT RETURN TO THE ROAD
>FROM A REAR END HIT WAS _TWO_ WEEKS AGO.  IT HAS HAD EXACTLY
>ONE.....ONE.....ONE...TUNE UP, KNOWN AS A 60K SERVICE, SO FAR (it won't need another
>before it retires).  IT HAD A CRANK WEAR PROBLEM (which I fixed for 11 dollars) 
>85,000 MILES AGO, CAUSED BY A DEALER'S POOR ASSEMBLY, BUT IT HAS BEEN AROUND THE
>WORLD ELEVEN.....COUNT 'EM....ELEVEN ......TIMES.  AND IT HAS ANOTHER TIME AND A
>HALF TO GO.
>
>IT GOES 135 MPH WHEN I WANT IT TO.....IT GETS 32 MPG WHEN I WANT IT TO.....AND IT
>DOESN'T HAVE  _ONE_  SQUEAK OR RATTLE IN IT......ANYWHERE.
>
>I'M DRIVING THIS CAR, AFTER ALL THOSE MILES, BECAUSE I  _LIKE_   IT  ...NOT BECAUSE
>I HAVE TO.  I HAVE A 2003 LEXUS GS-300 PARKED IN THE GARAGE NEXT TO IT THAT HASN'T
>RUN SINCE DECEMBER.....IT'S DE-INSURED....BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE IT AS MUCH AS THE
>"just a taurus".
>
>SHOVE YOUR OPINION UP YOUR _ _ _, BUDDY.....I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
>
>YOU GOT THAT????!!!!
>
>NOW GET OFF THIS LIST!!!!!
>
>George and the Lowrider  
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