[Shotimes] ideas for convention in San Francisco 2004

[Mike Kopstain]

Other than telling you you're weird, I'd also like to add that I am quite
appealing in a wet T shirt...

~ Mike

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----- Original Message -----
From: "van Oss" <vanOss@centurytel.net>
To: "George Fourchy" <krazgeo@jps.net>; <shotimes@autox.team.net>
Sent: Thursday, February 26, 2004 3:58 PM
Subject: [Shotimes] ideas for convention in San Francisco 2004


> Do whatever you want with these, they're just ideas.
>
> 1.  Awards for mods (maybe given for specific, individual mods):  Coolest,
> most ingenuity, etc.   Place your bets now:  It'll be Paul Nimz, me, and
> Adam Varney.
>
> 2.  Wrench session where we disassemble something(s) --- maybe engine,
> tranny, or door --- so folks can see innards.  This might be an event for
> vendors to SHOw off.  (See idea #10)
>
> 3.  Liven up the car SHOw by holding a parking-lot competition to see who
> can replace some part (pick whatever is a reasonable challenge) --- on
their
> own car --- in the shortest time.
>
> 4.  Award for supercharged SHO with the most "up" time between opening
> reception and closing banquet.  : )
>
> 5.  Hey, the convention is in San Francisco and you want to show us what
SF
> is best known for, right?  So the convention will have to include at least
> one same-sex wedding, yes?   Yikes!   Who will it be?
>
> 6.  We'll be dining on Rice-a-Roni, yes?    (Get it?  Lunching on Rice?)
>
> 7.  Early San Francisco was a gold-rush town, wasn't it?  So part of its
> growth depended on bling-bling?  [Ed. Note:  For this to be funny, you
have
> to remember the live recording of Chuck Berry's "My Ding-a-Ling."]    So
> picture us at the closing banquet, the whole crowd singing a round of "My
> Bling-a-Bling."
>
> 8.  Contest, overseen by Eva Fourchy, to see who can rearrange hotel
> furnishings for greatest flow of Chi.  Possibly a timed event.
>
> 9.  Take a presidential straw poll:  Will it be the guy who edged out Leno
> for the title, "The Chin"?  Or the Texan wearing the "Kick Me" sticker?
Or
> the bonehead independent who thinks "spoiler" means something on the trunk
> lid?
>
> 10.  Wet tee-shirt contest among SHO vendors --- and since it's in San
> Francisco, yup, that means wet tee-shirts on the guys.  Should make a big
> splash.  ; )    Gawd help us, this is just the sort of thing Doug Lewis
will
> go for.
>
> I apologize in advance to anyone who was offended.  (Wait, I stole that
line
> from Janet Jackson.)
>
> VO
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