[Shotimes] OT living in Peoria & Illinois fun

[Jim and Debbie Leyden]

Now, THAT'S funny!

Jim



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On Behalf Of Donald Mallinson
Sent: Tuesday, June 22, 2004 5:14 PM
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Subject: [Shotimes] OT living in Peoria & Illinois fun


Just had to share some more reasons why I love living in (or 
near) Peoria, IL.  That most average of cities!

1.  Peoria, IL June 21:  City police were in a low speed 
chase of a crook that stole a delivery van as it made early 
morning rounds.  Police eventually apprehended the villan 
and confiscated the inventory from the "Lester's Tasty 
Donuts" van.

2.  Caterpillar Tractor Company (headquartered in Peoria) is 
still fighting public image problems as the country of 
Isreal is still using their products to tear down housing in 
the middle east.  Protestors don't care that the items in 
question have been highly modified from stock to make them 
safer for drivers (bullet shields, etc) or that it isn't 
illegal to sell tractors or bulldozers.

2a.  Caterpillar in a stew because CAT NASCAR driver Scott 
Wimmer got convicted of drunk driving.  Look for protestors 
in downtown Peoria soon as NASCAR fans accuse CAT of 
providing beer coolers for the CAT Dodge!

3.  Jack Ryan, Republican candidate for US Senate from the 
Chicago area, and an ex-school teacher, was formerly married 
to Jeri Lynn Ryan, otherwise known as "7 of 9" from Star 
Trek Voyager, and more recently one of the teachers on 
Boston Public.

	Ryan has been having his Democratic opponent, Barack Obama, 
followed by two teams of videographers who document every 
public second of Obama's life in order to try to make 
embarrasing commercials about him (at least that is what we 
can assume since Ryan has had no comment other than the 
"public" has a right to know what Obama does.

	Also, yesterday, courts released the divorce proceeding 
papers from Ryan's messy divorce.  Turns out that Jeri Lynn 
accused Ryan of asking her to perform a sexual act in public 
at two strip clubs on trips to Paris among other exotic 
locations.  They didn't say exactly, but it seems clear that 
he wanted something similar to what Clinton got when in 
office.  What is it with politicians anyway?

One of the strip clubs mentioned is in Peoria.

Sure would love to see the transcripts from the divorce 
proceedings.

Jack:  Oh come on, it isn't that bad of a thing!

Jeri: Ask again and you can "BORG" this!

Jack:  Please, just one time

Jeri:  Assimilate this!


Peoria, we may not be the best place to live in America, but 
we keep you entertained!

Don Mallinson
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