[Shotimes] Re: I'm SHO Wasted, Dude
MonsieurBoo@aol.com
MonsieurBoo@aol.com
Wed, 31 Mar 2004 17:50:03 EST
John W: "In my area, metropolitan St. Louis, the aroma now would have 10%
alcohol on
it's breath. Not quite the same."
Wait a minute, that means if the cop sticks a breathalyzer down the fill
tube, your SHO will blow a .10! (The standard roadside sobriety tests don't seem
to translate very well to cars.)
That raises the possibility of a truly novel DUI defense: "It's not my fault
the car kept crossing the center line, your honor. It was my SHO that was
drunk, not me!"
Fill 'er up,
Mark LaBarre
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